Friday
29Jan2010

TIME WARP

Stewart, BC is a place where time stops. I’ve been here for 3 weeks, eaten at the same restaurant 3 meals a day, and watched the weather move through the mountains day in and day out. If it had regular air service I could live here.

Tuesday
01Dec2009

World's Largest

Houston, BC has the World's Largest Fly Fishing Rod. A waitress at the restaurant here tells me that there is actually a bigger one in Texas somewhere, but they just keep on callin' this one the biggest. There was a blow-up doll in the nativity scene this morning.

Wednesday
16Sep2009

Geez

Vancouver Toronto Chibougamau Toronto Thunder Bay Pickle Lake Thunder Bay Toronto Lima Olmos Lima Toronto?

Sunday
05Jul2009

A new newf

Select phrases from Newfoundland:

"Ehn't n'more cod, b'y. Y' gotta kiss de puffin's ass"

"No longer thenna cunt-hair"

"Gets more ass than a bidet"

Thursday
18Jun2009

live vicariously through me

This is what it sounds like to be in a Peruvian city with garbage trucks that play the Lambada. They do that so that people can run out excitedly with their garbage, instead of putting it out on the kerb for dogs to eat. It is exactly the opposite of an ice-cream truck.

Seriously. You can't un-hear this.